We figured you weren't doing anything for Valentine's Day, so...
Love Hurts— a haiku
“A romantic night
Is beating up your partner
With a lightsaber”
We would all do well to heed such sage advice. Thankfully, you have a great opportunity to do just that this coming Valentine’s/Singles Awareness Day! Why wait in lines? Why pay so much money? Or, on the other side of the coin, why go through the hassle of finding a date? Why watch other people go through that same hassle? Come in to Lightspeed Saber Academy, where there’ll be no wait, and it’s all free. Workout, swing a saber. The new way to get hot and sweaty on Valentine’s Day! Click here to sign up for a spot.